| Alienist | (cracking minds, staring madness in the eye, advertising their asylum to future patients) |
| Aristocrat | (living according to greed and/or lust, debating aristocratic issues, meddling with politics) |
| Assassin | (being stealthy, wielding cuttlery menacingly, cooking killer meals) |
| Cafe Owner | (planing takeovers, leading with an iron fist, seeking world domination) |
| Conspiracy Theorist | (questioning proposed truths, seeking hidden truths, blaming umbrella engineers) |
| Crackpot Player | (taunting others, taking a beating, not knowing when to quit) |
| Ethnographer | (observing, analyzing, and questioning the impact of cultural renaissance on society) |
| Firefighter | (bullying people in the name of democracy, streetfighting, caring for pets for reasons other than to get their vote) |
| Firestarter | (starting fires under extreme conditions, dealing in shady business, being misunderstood) |
| Florist | (doing paramilitary training, busting gangs, making flower arrangements) |
| Fogger | (farming and herding, not being right in the head, duelling with a banjo) |
| Ghost Catcher | (looking grim, catching ghosts, staring death in the eye) |
| Innkeeper | (seeing big, dismissing customers complaints, climbing extreme surfaces) |
| Junkmonger | (knowing the sewers, cheating people, finding cool stuff in a rubbish heap) |
| Lord of Laughter | (dangerously delivering hilarious quips, putting on a false face, walking the fine line between lucidity and madness) |
| Necromancer | (talking to ghosts, looking for corpses, reminiscing over the good old days) |
| Oddball Player | (huffing and puffing, sucking big time, dancing under pressure) |
| Paparazzo | (catching people off guard, speed sketching people into disgrace, being everywhere) |
| Peace Officer | (providing clues, saying witty comments, upholding the law and good manners) |
| Playwright | (finding inspiration in unlikely places, fighting deadlines, not sleeping) |
| Preacher | (swindling money, enslaving minds, stealing souls) |
| Priest/ess | (preaching greed and/or lust, debating religious issues, meddling with politics) |
| Private Investigator | (snooping, intruding, dressing on a budget) |
| Prophesier | (prophesying people's destiny, dealing with unhappy customers, speaking gobbledegook) |
| Pumpkin Hunter | (being very patient, deceiving pumpkins, knowing pumpkins in and out) |
| Reporter | (being nosy, making everything public, influencing public opinion) |
| Sticker | (hiding stickers, knowing bad people, getting high on tiny pictures) |
| Thespian | (dramatizing everything, pretending anything, improvising when all else fails) |
| Thief | (sneaking, aquiring others' properties, minding the quota) |
| Umbrella Engineer | (engineering stuff, claiming to be hiding nothing, conspiring in secret) |
| Villain People | (doing illegal stuff, remaining silent under pressure, dealing in fashion) |
| Waiter | (looking intimidating, conquering terraces, being annoyed by customers) |
| Weekend Hunter | (hunting farm animals, using money as an expedient to victory, roleplaying) |
| Wizard | (defying logic, distracting people, staging big shows) |
| Woodcutter | (cutting down big threes, braving the ghosts out there, wearing very colorful clothing) |
| Zoologist | (understanding animals, understanding economics, reaching nonsensical conclusions) |
